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Greetings and Salutations, Cousins!

By my troth, I know not where the time hath gone, for the Bristol Renaissance Faire hath been finished for more than two weekes withal. 'Tis my fondest hope that thou didst enjoy our tyme together this season and that I shall see thee anon in the seasons to come.

Poor Foster! He developed such a craving for vigorous stimulation and sensory experience o'er the nine short weekes of our Faire Festival that he simply could not stand to be cooped up any longer. Aye, cousins, Foster hath begun his Forays into the outer realms of Tyme and Spayce, ne'er to be hindered by boundaries of any earthly kynde, but only to the limits of thy Imagination. Verily, I have received visual record of his Progress from thy moste generous Submissions and have posted them at last that we may all share in Foster's Grande Adventure!

Do not be discouraged by any delay in my postings, for I am but a simple Humanitarian, unlearned in the ways of this miraculous Worlde Wyde Web. In sooth, I am occasionally plagued by mysterious malfunctionings in this realm which are not entirely outside my influence, yet are often quite outside my understanding and experience (certes, there be not much beyond my realm of experience asyde from this!). I pray thee, be patient and do continue to share thy sightings and I shall do my utmost to post them for all the worlde to see. And, as always, Jezzie's quill is always at the ready to dyspense with goodly advyce, so prithee, with all haste, SUBMIT TO JEZZIE!
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God ye Good Den!

Beggars and Buggerers, canst thou believe we are entering in to our fifth weeke of the Bristol Renaissance Faire?! Howe quickly time doth fly! Verily, cousins, our tyme together grows all too short; howe'er, fret not, for I have provided this Domain that all of my friends may enjoy our company tho we be separated by tyme and spayce. Prithee, be not shy, for tis thy interaction that drives this Domain to its ultimate fruition. Go on - Submit to Jezebel!

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How nowe, Cousins!

Ah, how the tyme doth fly! We are already entering our third weeke of Merriment and Mirth at the Bristol Renaissance Faire! Not even the oppressive heat breathing downe upon us like the Lord High Sheriffe screaming at us for his Tax Money after consuming fyve cloves of garlic could stop our festival from bringing great joy to all who attended.

I pray thee to return, not only to my home towne of Bristol for more revelry, but also here to my Domain, for I have been blessed by some most intriguing submissions by my fellowe Bristolians to which I have bestowed my wysdom and experience for the edification of all. God save thee, cousins! Anon!

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Greetings Cousins!

This doth mark the debut of my new Domain to be most enjoyed by all. Prithee keep in mynd that this be a werk in progress - not to be confused with a Progress in the Werks, as that would be an undertayking fit for only Her Majesty and her Court.

In sooth, these are exciting Tymes as this Saturday marks the Opening of the Bristol Renaissance Faire and I shall once again be set loose upon the Streets to entertayne our faire guests. In addition, I have also been featured in the most recent edition of Time Out Chicago, thereby making my divyne mission to the Servyce of all Mankind known to the citizens of Chicago and her outlying partes withal.  'Tis my fondest wish that thou shalt enjoy thy visits to my Domain and by my troth, I shall keep thee abreast of my activities anon.  Godspeed!

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